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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 94
Hay Ride by Jonathan Robin
However the story is told,
take issue as tissues you fold,
let cold Winter's hand wringing,
turn to Spring that’s spent singing
fresh vision illusions remould.
Notwithstanding how passion burned bold,
Cupid's wings seemed soon clipped, Love turned cold
when where donging and dinging
the telephone ringing
reminds one of lover on hold.
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Putin Limerick by Herbert Nehrlich
There once was a fellow named Putin
who was highly deficient in Rutin.
quite unable to eat
that disgusting buckwheat,
it was rich -so he figured- in Gluten.
Putin's wife, who was ugly and snotty,
who would constantly utter RABOTYI,
she wore clothes from abroad
when the cold war had thawed
and she paid not in Rubels but Zloty.
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I Would Love To Climb Higher by Herbert Nehrlich
When the shoe salesman looked up her dress,
he said 'Beautiful, I must confess,
I would love to climb higher
and eventually sire
little monsters with you for Lochness.'
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Celtic Fans by Daniel McDonagh
Hail Hail to all the Celtic fans
I see you are in good voice
Let us stand within McConnell's pub
And sing and drink to the Bhoys
For we were born and it's in our blood
To follow the bhoys in green
For the Glasgow Celtic are the finest team
The world has ever seen.
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