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A selection of random funny
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collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 221
Chirty by Mary Nagy
There once was a girl we called Chirty.
She was happy just when she was dirty.
She would sleep with the dogs
and play with the hogs
and stay up catching bugs till 2: 30.
She just loved anything that could crawl.
When she'd show me, you know I would bawl.
I can't stand the bugs
but I'll still give her hugs
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Global Warming by Jim Milks
There is a storm on the horizon
The sea water is rising
It is global warming for sure
And we will be here no more
My fear is crystallizing
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Family Tree by Albert Van Hoogmoed
A lonely young tree did research,
a genealogical search.
Much to his dismay,
he learned plain as day
that he was a son of a birch.
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Take Out Your Dream by Herbert Nehrlich
When, in Vienna, Doc Sigmund Freud
who at that time was duly employed
by the town of whipped cream,
he would take out your dream,
leave behind super-ego and void.
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