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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
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poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 117
Craig Fitzgibbon by Daniel Sokol
There once was a player named craig Fitzgibbin
Who after the game was limpin
Next week his got the bye
Tonight he will eat some pie
Then he will go put it in the bin
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Mars by Lucy Blades
As physicists stare at the stars,
I'm sure there is life on Mars.
The little green men
Gave the game away when
They exported their chocolate bars
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Donkey Was Crying by Herbert Nehrlich
A donkey, who jealous of horses
was dreaming of heavenly forces.
But the Gods were not buying
though the donkey was crying,
he was left with his donkey resources.
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Happy Birthday Mahnaz! by Herbert Nehrlich
Well today is the day, as they say
not in March or September or May
that you party it up
at your poet fan club
I was going to write you a play.
But the gremlin that lives in my mind
who is tugging my ear from behind
he made sure I would lose
all the help from my muse
thus it follows I am in a bind.
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