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poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 20
He Loves Margarita by Ency Bearis
Patrick's girlfriend is Margarita
He loves deep in his heart Margarita
But one day they break each other
He went to a bar to forget her
He got drunk too much on that night with margarita
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Einstein's Revelation by Endaphia
Einstein woke up with a blink,
said 'Eureka, I've got it!, I think.
If it's more perspiration
and less inspiration
no wonder my limericks stink.'
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A Man Of Fewer Words by Ray Lucero
A man of fewer words
Rules his mouth be-still
Thereby avoids hazards
That may wound or kill
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Resident Kangaroo by Herbert Nehrlich
In a cage at Saskatchewan Zoo
lived a cranky old cockatoo,
he was talking all day
and had something to say
to the resident kangaroo.
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