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poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 125
Sculptor named Phideous by Natalie Moffitt
There once was a sculptor named Phideous
Whose sculptures by most were thought hideous
He carved Aphrodite
Without even a nightie
Which shocked all the fussy fastidious
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A Life by Sylvia Plath
Touch it: it won't shrink like an eyeball,
This egg-shaped bailiwick, clear as a tear.
Here's yesterday, last year ---
Palm-spear and lily distinct as flora in the vast
Windless threadwork of a tapestry.
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Dogs by James Brown
There was a Dalmatian named Spot,
Dalmatians get named that a lot,
Though would answer instead,
To Rover or Fred,
But mostly she liked the name Dot.
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Love A Aimerick by Terry Donovan
I wrote my love a limerick,
She put it in her bag
Then used it for a taper
When she later had a fag.
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