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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 148
Limerick Seed by Dwarvenkind
I planted a limerick seed,
And up popped a hideous weed.
Of a sickly green tone,
Guess we reap what we've sown.
See my first line doth suck, yes indeed.
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Maths by Lucy Blades
Pythagoras had a good ruse
With a rule just for triangles to use
'Add the squares of each side,'
He said with some pride,
'That's the square of the hypotenuse!'
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Stop Raining by Connie Webb
I hear the rain on the roof once again
Oh when is it ever going to end?
It's rained day and night
Each dropp is a fright
Oh dumb rain you are no longer my friend.
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Old Man with a gong by Edward Lear
There was an Old Man with a gong,
Who bumped at it all day long;
But they called out, 'O law!
You're a horrid old bore!'
So they smashed that Old Man with a gong.
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