|
A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 175
Quite Merry by Herbert Nehrlich
On the Vancouver Nainaimo Ferry
lounged in deck chairs Lamont and Sherrie.
It was late and the hour
for their afternoon shower
had arrived and they both were quite merry.
= = = = = = = = = =
Eating A Shoe by Athul Krishnaa
There once lived an old man in france,
Who taught children to dance,
Once he had a nightmare;
That he was eating a shoe,
He wokeup with a start,
And found himself,
Eating a shoe!
= = = = = = = = = =
Suffer The Jitters by Herbert Nehrlich
In the village there lived a strange hound,
he would always just wander around.
When he sniffed other critters
he would suffer the jitters
and you soon found him underground.
= = = = = = = = = =
Out For A Lark by Jim Milks
There was a young woman from Bude
Went for a swim in the nude
Along came a shark
Out for a lark
That`s how her nipples got chewed.
<< Now check out our 1000s of other Limericks and Poems >>
More Funny Poems |
Poems
Menu
