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A selection of random funny limerick poems from our vast collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous poets - enjoy!

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Words That Move by Mario Valdes

Amazing are the words that move
Us like the sailing seeds of a poppy or
A freight train falling from the sky
A thousand pictures paint the words that
Fuel the fires of passion or drown the
Ambitious with agony. Words
So simple, so plainly profound flowing
With articulate expressions of
stuttering staccato
haiku and sonnet
free verse and rhyme
limerick and ode
So many ways to say one thing
So many things said just one way
Like the sailing
Freight falling
A thousand pictures
Fuel words so simple
With articulate
Verse to say
Amazing
are the words that move.


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Silly Boy by Jim Milks

Silly boy upon the bike
As you travel down the pike
Your future I be knowing
If you don’t watch where you are going
It is my car you are about to strike


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Stopped in For Tea by Herbert Nehrlich

I have missed this peculiar soul,
she had left and abandoned her role.
When she stopped in for tea
it was easy to see
she was real and never a troll.


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Out For A Lark by Jim Milks

There was a young woman from Bude
Went for a swim in the nude
Along came a shark
Out for a lark
That`s how her nipples got chewed.



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