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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 239
Hannah by Hannah Charles
There once was a young lady named Hannah
Who owned her very own spanner
She made a magnificent stool
and jumped in the pool to be cool
but ended up eating her pet goanna.
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She'll boot her Commuter Tongue Twisters II by Jonathan Robin
Computing commuters hirsute
bawdy brutes though in collar and suit,
who as train hoots toot-toot
spy true beauty who’s mute,
on the fly give glad eye dissolute.
But each guy who sighs tries in pursuit,
who would lie, by and by, eye acute,
may through pride overshoot
by a wide margin moot
when he’d take for a ride maid astute.
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The Turtle's Girdle by Isabella Badger
There once lived a turtle
Who was the best at jumping a hurdle
But on day somethign terrible came
He fell and became lame
Even worse, to help his legs, he had to wear a girdle!
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Green Pills by Mariah Williams
There once was a girl named Jill
and Jill was so deeply in love with Bill
but Bill fell in love with Kate
after they went out on a date
and Jill overdosed on these little green pills...
AND DIED
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