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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 206
Song From Heine by Thomas Hardy
I scanned her picture dreaming,
Till each dear line and hue
Was imaged, to my seeming,
As if it lived anew.
Her lips began to borrow
Their former wondrous smile;
Her fair eyes, faint with sorrow,
Grew sparkling as erstwhile.
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Queensland Venereal School by Herbert Nehrlich
A dentist's assistant named Jule
saw a blister appear on his tool.
Said the dentist 'don't fret
it's the girl that you met
from the Queensland Venereal School.'
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Young man of Belize by Joe Pamanian
There was a young man of Belize
Who entered a bank shouting 'Freeze!'
The joke was ill-starred
For a slow-witted guard
Failed to spot it was only a tease.
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The Art Of Writing Limericks by Herbert Nehrlich
A limerick can be rather funny
when the syllables are on the money.
But when none of it fits
it can give you the shits
Would you stop writing limericks, sonny?
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