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Rehearse by Herbert Nehrlich
She has mentioned that what she prefers
is the limerick of his and of hers.
So I dedicate this
with a frontal bone kiss
which we can, if desired, rehearse.
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Hat Trick by Jennifer Lasker White
I once took a trip to Sedona--
that's a town in northwest Arizona.
I purchased a hat
from a blind acrobat,
but the hat had a savage persona.
I decided to make it my friend;
we enjoy playing games of pretend.
If you ever are blue
and have nothing to do;
buy a hat, is what I recommend.
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Friday Is Limerick Day by Herbert Nehrlich
There once lived a poet named George
near the Falls of Carnarvon Gorge.
He ran out of ideas
and to us it appears
that he secretly started to forge.
So he copied from Chaucer and Suess
which of course was a blatant abuse.
When he went to the printer
in the middle of winter
he'd manufactured his noose.
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Limerick Stuffer by Janelle Barker
There once was a poet named Dan,
Whose poetry just would not scan.
When pointed out why,
He said with a sigh,
'I know, because I try to fit every last syllabul on the last line that I can.'
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