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Take Care of Their Need by Herbert Nehrlich
He pushed and he strained and he struggled
and she wiggled and giggled and juggled
but they did not succeed
to take care of their need
all four of their hemispheres boggled.
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Young Man Form Middlesbrough by Khadim Hussain
There once was a young man form Middlesbrough,
Who after on a night in town,
Found his wife in bed with a Saracen,
“Don’t be jealous dear”, she said,
“I am only making a comparison! ”
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Wild & Crazy Dude by Ray Lucero
You may think me insensitive 'n rude
Unaware I’m just a wild 'n crazy dude
So don’t get tough 'n give me attitude
Get over my talking a wee bit crude
I ask from you kind sir some latitude
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Hang Out With A Fag by Herbert Nehrlich
In the land of the brave and the free
it's illegal, in public, to pee.
You can shit on the flag
or hang out with a fag,
don't forget to cross every 't'.
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