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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 138
The Boy From Lake Trout by Jacqueline L. Fuller
There once was a boy from Lake Trout
Who thought he could eat a Girl Scout
He took a big bite,
Chewed with much might
But ended up spitting her out
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Angels & Men by Ray Lucero
Men becoming Angels is hard
Too many temptations abound
If downy wings Angels discard
Before long, they are aground
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The Dangers Of Writing Poetry by Herbert Nehrlich
All the critics give wonderful speeches
they forget though that each poem reaches
through their magic and power
not the ivory tower
but the people in parks and on beaches.
So the words of the scholars, so loud
are not heard through the ears of the crowd.
what's the use of a book
in that Amazon look
if it's only the mother who's proud?
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Happenings by Herbert Nehrlich
In the winter of discontent
all the people were praying for Lent.
Then came razzamataz
snuffed the one they called Azz
no one saw where the halitus went.
As they say, all those lies have short legs
they break open like Rhode Island eggs.
And the layer's tight azz
will explode from the gazz
you can see how the devil now begs.
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