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Eruptile Dysfunction by Albert Van Hoogmoed
There was a volcano near tears,
and time only increased his fears.
It made him feel sad
that he hadn't had
a decent eruption in years.
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That Girl by Kristie Renee Leidenbor
I once knew a girl, she was fake
And an absolute snake
She always lies
I hope she dies
She needs to go fall in a lake
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Leaving by Herbert Nehrlich
To the people who visit this place
you ain't part of the same human race
my apologies to
the few normal ones who
have no reason to hide their own face.
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Barstool Limerick by Masha Danevasha
Choking down a glass of sambuca
While eyeing a bottle of Bookers
Shocking eavesdropping nerd
Who has just overheard
That sometimes I enjoy a tall hooka
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