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A selection of random funny
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collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 207
Leaving by Herbert Nehrlich
To the people who visit this place
you ain't part of the same human race
my apologies to
the few normal ones who
have no reason to hide their own face.
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Young Person of Smyrna by Edward Lear
There was a Young Person of Smyrna,
Whose Grandmother threatened to burn her;
But she seized on the cat,
And said, 'Granny, burn that!
You incongruous Old Woman of Smyrna!'
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The English Teacher by Herbert Nehrlich
There once was an English teacher,
when he suffered a bite from a creature
it had gone through his denim
and was poisonous venom
sudden death was his final feature.
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Two Fish by Alan Chatfield
In the tank in my room live two fish,
And they told me they have one wish
To be fed twice a day,
On mushroom and hay,
And have it served up in a dish.
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