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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 230
New Marie Stopes by Joe Pamanian
There was a young girl who had hopes
Of becoming the new Marie Stopes.
When her boyfriend suggested
Techniques to be tested
She exclaimed 'It's fun learning the ropes!'
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Just Because by Jim Milks
As you know all good things must pass
Thoughts enter my head that are quite crass
But this is just a short little rhyme
Because I am running out of time
And yes I pulled this out of my ass.
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Soul’s Put To Rest by Josh Brabender
There once was a man from the west.
he always believed he was blessed.
but that truck won't agree,
‘Cause it killed him you see.
And now his poor soul’s put to rest
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Old lady called Harriet by Debbie Harrison
There was an old lady called Harriet
Who bought a marvellous chariot.
But alas she forgot
That a horse she had not,
So she ended up having to carry it.
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