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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 182
An Old Man From The Cape by Shadigo Claws
There was an old man from the Cape,
Who made himself garments of crepe.
When asked if they tear
he replied, 'Here and there,
But they keep such a beautiful shape! '
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Theresa-a Limerick by Spidey Ortiz
My friend Theresa who's kind,
The bestest friend you can find,
but there is just one hitch,
she can be a real beotch,
Cuz she always speaks her mind.
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You Wouldn’t Go In a Balloon by Paul Hansford
If you wanted to go to the moon
you wouldn’t go in a balloon.
The hot air inside
gives a nice quiet ride,
but you come back to earth much too soon.
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Young Lady whose chin by Edward Lear
There was a Young Lady whose chin,
Resembled the point of a pin;
So she had it made sharp,
And purchased a harp,
And played several tunes with her chin.
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