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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 10
A Plea To Nation'S Youth by Ray Lucero
Last few generations “Dropped the ball”
Allowing politically corrupt few to reign
Time for youth to take power ‘n forestall
More war and a Country gone insane
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Old Man on a hill by Edward Lear
There was an Old Man on a hill,
Who seldom, if ever, stood still;
He ran up and down,
In his Grandmother's gown,
Which adorned that Old Man on a hill.
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Mischief by Shadigo Claws
There once was a rascal named Nick
Who pushed his cous* into the crick**.
Now he’s thinking he better
Get his cousin no wetter,
Cos here comes his Pa with a stick.
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Fat Cook by Theodora Onken
There was this Gormet Chef named Dan
Who kept his pork fat in a coffee can
Whenever preparing a major feast
He'd oil his cooking pans with the grease
Now he's wondering why he's lost his heart-healthy fans!
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