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A selection of random funny
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collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 179
Needed A Preacher by Herbert Nehrlich
When Tusnelda had appendicitis,
German measles and encephalitis,
they postponed the procedure
and soon needed a preacher
as her surgeon had conjunctivitis.
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The Politician From Connecticut by David Zvekic
There once was a quaint politician,
Who's values said much 'bout perdition,
In his proud southern drawl,
(Albeit from Connecticut - y'all) :
'Tax 'relief' for the rich 'cross the nation! '
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Silly Boy by Jim Milks
Silly boy upon the bike
As you travel down the pike
Your future I be knowing
If you don’t watch where you are going
It is my car you are about to strike
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Bye Bye Birdie by Connie Webb
There once was a bird on a wire
Singing a tune with all hearts desire
Mr. Cat came along
Good-bye sweet little song
He's washing his face by the fire.
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