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A Midwife Crisis by Albert Van Hoogmoed
I know of a fellow named Lee,
who just married wife number three.
Wife number two
says she's overdue
and Lee says that just couldn't be!
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The Tale of the Greedy Dog by Shadigo Claws
There once was a mongrel named Duke
Who’d stuff his face until he’d puke.
Then one day he died;
While his owner cried,
He had to endure God’s rebuke.
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Sherrie - With Special Meaning by Herbert Nehrlich
Fifty cows grazing on the green grass,
when a young one, a Polled Herford lass
tried to let out a burp,
it was more of a slurp.
Said the others 'you burp like an ass'.
Now, they knew that a donkey will chew
'til the grass turns to porridge, then pooh.
And an ass neither slurps
and an ass never burps.
It is cows without manners that do.
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Postponement by Thomas Hardy
'I planned her a nest in a leafless tree,
But the passers eyed and twitted me,
And said: 'How reckless a bird is he,
Cheerily mating!'
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