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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 26
Needed A Preacher by Herbert Nehrlich
When Tusnelda had appendicitis,
German measles and encephalitis,
they postponed the procedure
and soon needed a preacher
as her surgeon had conjunctivitis.
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A Farmer Named Bob by Ayana Bunting
There once was a farmer named Bob
Who liked to eat corn on the cob
So at breakfast and lunch
He'd just sit there and munch
And never get back to his job
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Aygill Force by Richard Miles
Beyond the rocky staircase, where tripping streamlets drop
And slipping, slithering landslides fall from heathery hillsides steep,
Under a leafy shelter, where rough limestone rocks outcrop
Down in the hidden hollow, cut by wrathful waters deep,
Of Duerley Beck’s deep chasm, above small, sleepy Gayle,
In Wensleydale’s wild wilderness above the heights of Hawes.
Shine shimmering, silver curtains, deep dwelling in the dale,
The watery white-lace apron of ancient Aygill force
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Bedroom Eyes by Jim Milks
See the girl with the bedroom eyes
One look from here and your passion will arise
Just that one look and he did not think twice
He never did considered the price
But his marriage ended between her thighs
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