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Ivy Schex by Horse Limerick I
I was riding my horse one day
When he suddenly stopped in the Way
Along came a car
My horse went far
Really far, far away
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My Words Be Amusing by Herbert Nehrlich
You may ask what I'm smoking or using,
I'd reply that I'm partial to boozing.
Once they call me a hearse
it's too late for a verse,
until then may my words be amusing.
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Ballerina by Selina Wallis
There once was a girl Selina,
who wanted to be a ballerina.
She went on her toes,
and broke her nose.
Then she became cleaner.
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Geordie Limerick by Edith Oram
There was a coach driver called Ken,
Took us to Newquay and back hyem,
We all rocked with laughter
At his Geordie banter,
That witty coach driver called Ken.
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