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collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 211
To Grace The Forum by Herbert Nehrlich
There once was a vermin named Herrmann,
his uncle was General Sherman.
Said the general 'well,
send these poets to hell
'twas considered a militant sermon.
So the tongues freshly sharpened were stuck
out at others but not for good luck.
But poor spelling prevailed
and with glee was detailed
but the villain was only a duck.
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Aftermath Of An Election by Richard Miles
That day, dank drizzle drifted,
Insinuating itself wearily
Upon still-sleeping city streets,
Which begrudged grey globs of gum
Discarded on pallid paving-stones.
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Reverend Henry Ward Beecher by Oliver Wendell Holmes
The Reverend Henry Ward Beecher
Called the hen a most elegant creature.
The hen pleased with that
Laid an egg in his hat -
And thus did the hen reward Beecher !
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Ginkgo Biloba by Herbert Nehrlich
The Indians of Manitoba
grew acres of Ginkgo Biloba.
but the squaws had a taste
made it into a paste
it was used to make warriors sober.
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