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A selection of random funny
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collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
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Hannah by Hannah Charles
There once was a young lady named Hannah
Who owned her very own spanner
She made a magnificent stool
and jumped in the pool to be cool
but ended up eating her pet goanna.
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Enjoyment by Herbert Nehrlich
A professor named Timothy Lear
had no liking for whiskey or beer.
He kept up full employment
to finance his enjoyment.
As his stuff - LSD- was quite dear
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From Victor Hugo by Thomas Hardy
Child, were I king, I'd yield my royal rule,
My chariot, sceptre, vassal-service due,
My crown, my porphyry-basined waters cool,
My fleets, whereto the sea is but a pool,
For a glance from you!
Love, were I God, the earth and its heaving airs,
Angels, the demons abject under me,
Vast chaos with its teeming womby lairs,
Time, space, all would I give--aye, upper spheres,
For a kiss from thee!
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Scotsman in Sydney by Joe Pamanian
An emigrant Scotsman in Sydney
Remarked on a pain in his kidney.
When asked if it hurt
He would angrily blurt
'Ah widnae complain if it didnae.'
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