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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 122
A Thought by Peter S. Quinn
There’s a poem that needed work,
Its rhyme 'short of falls apart' irk
Just a little
Versing brittle
So its rhythm felt rather quirk!.
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Cracked Up by Kris A. Kelley
A woman whose name was McMackey,
Had a build that was notably stackey,
'Til two boards in her mattress,
Gave way to her buttress,
And she's now a hunchbackey, by crackey.
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Wisdom And Skill by Herbert Nehrlich
It takes talent and wisdom and skill
to compose a good poem at will.
If your effort indeed
does at first not succeed
you can swallow a cyanide pill.
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Young Lady Limerick by Robert M Wilson
There was a young lady named Kitty
Whose limerick came out so pretty
All the gents dressed in green
Were unusually keen
To admire her outstanding ditty
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