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A selection of random funny
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collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 22
Couch Potentato by Gideon Werds
A beautiful girl; Anastasia
Was sworn to give any man pleasia
She lay 'em down on her couch
I was there. I can vouch.
She'd psychoanalyze them at their laysure.
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Limbo Limerick - Parody Conrad AIKEN by Jonathan Robin
“It is time to make hay, love’s a’brim,
Though no sun shines a son’s lines no whim!
Let our stars spin together,
for fair future we’ll weather
when Sir loin lies out on a limb.”
“Your a wit”, she replied, teasing him,
“or a twit, more beside, if from chim-
panzee Pansy descends,
ova comes and rules bends,
stimulation new nation may hymn! ”
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Limerick For Raynette by Herbert Nehrlich
I was resting my bones and my mind
as my e-mails did get far behind,
when a message came through
and did come from you
it was something worthwhile to find.
I did have no reason to fret
as they said that it was from Raynette.
It could always be seen
on the slow motion screen
and I'm glad that we met, Raynette.
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Transfer Of Wealth by Herbert Nehrlich
Any doctor today must have stealth,
as he deals with his patients' ill health.
Let me tell you, my friend
what goes on in the end,
it's a state-sanctioned transfer of wealth.
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