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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 219
A Thought by Peter S. Quinn
There’s a poem that needed work,
Its rhyme 'short of falls apart' irk
Just a little
Versing brittle
So its rhythm felt rather quirk!.
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Presbeterys Chalice by Joseph Enright
There was a young lady called Alice
Who peed in the presbeterys chalice
The padre agreed
Twas done out of need
And not of religious malice.
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Sweeping by Herbert Nehrlich
Disentangled, we're sensing a tide
in a hurried ascent you're astride.
As we catch the next wave
sweeping into the cave
to the end of the velvet inside.
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Rented Teeth by Shadigo Claws
There was an old man of Tarentum,
Who gnashed his false teeth till he bent 'em:
And when asked for the cost
Of what he had lost,
Said, 'I really can't tell, for I rent 'em! '
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