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A selection of random funny
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collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 174
“O” Word Taboo by Ray Lucero
Congress mute when told 'withdraw'
To put an end to strife and turmoil
Seems they’d contracted lockjaw
Afraid to voice, 'twas blood for oil”
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Miss Greedy by Ulrike Thompson
This lesson was learned by Miss Greedy
who wore her shoplifted bikini.
She heard a loud pop,
And off came her top
And had nothing on in betweenie!
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I Hate the World by Jessica Jemima
I hate the world I hate everything in it
I wish I was never born
If I have to stay here one more minute...
To die or to live - I'm torn.
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Old Man of Beirut by Jonathan Friar
There was an old man of Beirut
Before going to bed
He would stand on his head,
And play 'Old King Cole' on the flute.
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