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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 198
Young Girl of Lahore by Shadigo Claws
There was a young girl of Lahore,
The same shape behind as before.
As you never knew where
To offer a chair,
She had to sit down on the floor.
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Own Spleen by Mariah Williams
There once was a guy named Sheen
who took out his own spleen
his friends just starred
and watched as he teared
before he left the scene...
DEAD
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Abyss Of Death by Ray Lucero
I leaped into the abyss of death
Downward.......into its enormity
I have never felt anything like
That wildly awesome moment
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Thin Lucy O'Finner by Shadigo Claws
His sister, called Lucy O'Finner,
Grew constantly thinner and thinner;
The reason was plain,
She slept out in the rain,
And never was allowed any dinner.
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