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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
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poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 55
Grandmothers Comb by Seana Laird
There once was a captain from Rome
who had lost his grandmother's comb.
Grandmother was glum
so she smacked him on the bum
till he remembered he'd left it at home
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When An Image Occurred by Herbert Nehrlich
A female and young cockatiel
had just finished her evening meal.
When an image occurred
of a masculine bird
who had feathers and sexual appeal.
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Jerry H. by Herbert Nehrlich
Two days then he'll have his vacation
just a time of great consternation,
like two ships in the night
one be high as a kite
and out cold in the operation.
If they change the date yet once again,
I shall count to the numero ten
then I'll flaunt my plum'age
and perform a lavage
on the surgeon's own cranium, right then!
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Brain Analytic by Herbert Nehrlich
She is good, also fair as a critic
and she hates matters hippocritic
since she likes what I write
and gives others a fright
I would call her brain analytic
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