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She'll boot her Commuter Tongue Twisters II by Jonathan Robin
Computing commuters hirsute
bawdy brutes though in collar and suit,
who as train hoots toot-toot
spy true beauty who’s mute,
on the fly give glad eye dissolute.
But each guy who sighs tries in pursuit,
who would lie, by and by, eye acute,
may through pride overshoot
by a wide margin moot
when he’d take for a ride maid astute.
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Outlet Safety by Pezman
Once a guy put his finger in a socket,
he got shocked and flew round like a rocket.
He burnt off all his hair,
was taken to intensive care,
now he keeps his hands in his pocket.
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Liz Hurley by Eve Clements
When Liz Hurley appeared in 'that dress'
It captured the eye of the Press
With its safety-pin closures
The only exposure's
A talent for flaunting her flesh.
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Old Man of Quebec by Edward Lear
There was an Old Man of Quebec,
A beetle ran over his neck;
But he cried, 'With a needle,
I'll slay you, O beadle!'
That angry Old Man of Quebec.
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