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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 244
Day He Was Thinking by Herbert Nehrlich
A professor, quite brilliant but odd
loved the nightlife, the dirty old sod.
In the day he was thinking
and at night he was drinking.
In between he would pray to his God.
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Fashion Flashback by Dwarvenkind
Can't believe it's true, must be a ruse.
It seems kids these days actually choose.
It's a very strange fad,
to dress up just like Dad.
Bell-bottom pants and big clunky shoes.
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Our Happy Hands by Herbert Nehrlich
Is there something this life can provide
that would have you or me satisfied?
As they chase after gold
our happy hands hold
better jewels by far and by wide.
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A Place To Sleep by Scot Warren
I wish that I had a bed.
I sleep on the floor instead.
It’s such a small place,
With no room or space,
I’ll suffocate and soon be dead.
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