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Hard Without Success by Mary Wismer
I try to be a barn, the muses were believed and inspire
I try to hard without success,
you already know, I guess.
Anyhow, it doesn’t matter
Usually I do not write
Things like this, I never tried,
for the first time I don’t know
what these lines should say or show.
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Pedro the Paranoid Pirhanna by Grin Reaper
I'm Pedro the paranoid Pirhana
And I don't think that I'll see maniana
'Cos some of me mates
Want me on their plates
Washed down with a Pina Collada
I know by their glances so fleetin'
That there's evil intent in their greetin'
So I'm watchin' them
Watchin' me watchin' them
While I swallow the one that I'm eating
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Carroll Carol by Jonathan Robin
“Never fear, ” carolled Carroll to Lear
and a nymph upon whom he would leer,
“all comes clear, Alice, dear,
in a limerick here, -
as son’s lusty lute’s dodgy and queer.”
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Let Me Enjoy by Thomas Hardy
Let me enjoy the earth no less
Because the all-enacting Might
That fashioned forth its loveliness
Had other aims than my delight.
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