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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 6
In a Museum by Thomas Hardy
Here's the mould of a musical bird long passed from light,
Which over the earth before man came was winging;
There's a contralto voice I heard last night,
That lodges with me still in its sweet singing.
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Person who lived in Genoa by Joe Pamanian
A person who lived in Genoa
Guessed his pet snake might well be a boa.
This was fact and not fiction,
Its powers of constriction
Made it squeeze him so hard it was soa.
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Hell by Jim Milks
Today I spent in Hell
Imprisoned in a cold dark cell
I knew I had nothing to dread
About what may lie ahead?
For all my friends were here as well
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The Turtle's Girdle by Isabella Badger
There once lived a turtle
Who was the best at jumping a hurdle
But on day somethign terrible came
He fell and became lame
Even worse, to help his legs, he had to wear a girdle!
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