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Snake Stuck by Herbert Nehrlich
There once was a copper named Drake,
he was searching the board for a snake
but the snake stuck around
and was thus never found.
Could it be that this Drake is a fake?
He is hiding and may just be snoozing.
No one finds this inaction amusing.
If he doesn't proceed
with a head choppin' deed
we will soon be just silently boozing
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Happy Birthday Mahnaz! by Herbert Nehrlich
Well today is the day, as they say
not in March or September or May
that you party it up
at your poet fan club
I was going to write you a play.
But the gremlin that lives in my mind
who is tugging my ear from behind
he made sure I would lose
all the help from my muse
thus it follows I am in a bind.
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Bubble Trouble by Albert Van Hoogmoed
There once was a diver named Hank
who had to go sit on the bank.
He ran into trouble
when friends saw a bubble
that didn't come out of his tank.
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Limerick for Christ by John Thorkild Ellison
There was a fellow called Jesus
Who cured a lot of diseases,
He taught us to pray
And showed us the Way,
But nothing He did could please us.
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