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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 32
Linda Blair with great favour confessed by Dick Lamb
Linda Blair with great favour confessed,
She'd been exorcised, thus finding rest,
But alack and alas
Her old demon came back
and now the poor girl's repossessed.
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My Hair by Shadigo Claws
I'd rather have fingers than toes,
I'd rather have ears than a nose;
As for my hair,
I'm glad it's still there,
I'll be awfully sad when it goes.
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Grabbed By The Nose by Herbert Nehrlich
A Jack Russell was heard in the dark.
He would bark on the beach at a shark.
When he ventured too close
he was grabbed by the nose
in the end there was just one more bark.
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Challenge by Herbert Nehrlich
A girl by the name of Sonja
asked me 'do you have them on ya'
wants to see every poem
is just dying to know 'em
she is travelling to Estonia.
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