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Two Pigs by Shadigo Claws
There once were two pigs wearing wigs
Who ate only dates, prunes, and figs.
Till finally one day
One of them dared to say,
to the other, 'I druther smoke cigs! '
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Drink Holy Waters by Herbert Nehrlich
For a handful of shiny new quarters
you can stay here and drink holy waters.'
Said the nun at the door,
'and for fifty cents more
you can screw all my sons and my daughters.'
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Wilde Lady's Cousin by Jonathan Robin
Her cousin, a dandy called Oscar,
was tempted at times to accost her,
though he dug the fair lass
he rode Douglas, alas, -
whatever the risks that did foster!
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My Best Buddy by Herbert Nehrlich
I once knew a grumpy old Jew,
they had baptised the boy, named him Prew.
He became my best buddy
when he helped me to study.
He's now running the Hannover Zoo.
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