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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 99
In A Wook by Thomas Hardy
Touches from ash, O wych,
Sting you like scorn!
You, too, brave hollies, twitch
Sidelong from thorn.
Even the rank poplars bear
Illy a rival's air,
Cankering in black despair
If overborne.
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Theresa-a Limerick by Spidey Ortiz
My friend Theresa who's kind,
The bestest friend you can find,
but there is just one hitch,
she can be a real beotch,
Cuz she always speaks her mind.
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A Very English Earthquake by Richard Miles
It was a very English earthquake that we had the other day,
Which the newspapers reported, in a very English way,
As the china teacups rattled in each corner cabinet
And sepia-tinted photographs of grannies were upset.
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Haemorrhoidal Sore by Herbert Nehrlich
There was a boy from Baltimore
no peers did like his style
perhaps a haemorrhoidal sore
(they also call it pile)
is causing him a lot of pain
and also it may leak
foul excrements that smell and stain
his future looks so bleak.
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