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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 165
Certain Things Poured by Jane Delahunty
There once was a child named Jess,
Who wore such a pretty green dress.
But when she matured,
Certain things poured,
And she made quite a filthy red mess.
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The Coffee Shop by Jim Milks
Over there by the coffee shop
where one day I perchance did stop
I saw a girl as cute as can be
she made me tremble when she reached above my knee
and now nine months later her belly is about to pop
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Ben Limerick by Dave Corey
There once was a guy named Ben,
Who asked me money for a lend,
And so I told him
I could trust him as far as I could throw him,
And so he never spoke to me again
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Unfortunately by Paul H Tubb
A lady called Deidre Dunne
Really wanted to be a nun.
But unfortunately
Due to her allergy
To the habit, she was unable to be one.
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