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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 176
In Days of Old by Lucy Blades
In days of Old, When knights were bold,
And chivalrous and trusty,
They sweated in
Their suits of tin
And all their bits went rusty!
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The Preppy from Ninevah by M. J. Mcguire
If Jonah had gone to Yale,
Instead of the gut of whale,
He'd have a diploma,
A better aroma,
And a nice little condo in Vail!
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That Girl by Kristie Renee Leidenbor
I once knew a girl, she was fake
And an absolute snake
She always lies
I hope she dies
She needs to go fall in a lake
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Mississippi Limerick by Herbert Nehrlich
On the raft down the Mississippi
were the wife and her husband Hippie.
When they brought back the melons
from the striped, shackled felons
they soon sank and the water was nippy.
But they had, for the voyage, prepared
and that is why both of them fared
rather well in the end
and this limerick was penned
so the story could truly be shared.
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