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poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 80
Don'T Need To Rehearse by Herbert Nehrlich
When the specialist checked out his heart
he got nervous and let out a fart.
Said the cardiac nurse
'you don't need to rehearse,
but the sound was a true piece of art.'
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Irreconcilable Differences by Albert Van Hoogmoed
We're hearing that Eleanor White
is leaving her poor husband, Dwight.
She loves him, for sure,
but just can't endure
the gases that pass in the night!
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Limerick poem (Silhouette of a Dead man) by Kyle.J Carruthers
There was a man on the hill
His silhouette silent, patient, and still
The expression on his face
Was torn downward in disgrace
And he stood gasping every breath quickly out of will
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Prowl Before Sleepin by Markelov Vladimir
One-time Rocker-man named by Frol
Did not like to accept Panadol®
But with pleasure drank vodka,
washed down with the beer. What can
I do? Under the table he’d prowled…
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