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A selection of random funny
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collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 208
For A Great Great-Niece by Herbert Nehrlich
Ein Maedchen dem Namen nach Mara
stammt aus Deutschland und nicht der Sahara.
Und das Zeugnis ist toll
wie es immer sein soll
vielleicht spielt sie auch mit der Gitarra.
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Celtic Cheers by Daniel McDonagh
And today we make the same pilgrimage
As we have done for many years,
Standing or sitting at Paradise
Letting the world hear our Celtic cheers,
Let no man take away our faith
In the bhoys in the green & white strip,
For we live our days in the Celtic way
Supporting our heroes on Parkhead’s pitch.
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Eruptile Dysfunction by Albert Van Hoogmoed
There was a volcano near tears,
and time only increased his fears.
It made him feel sad
that he hadn't had
a decent eruption in years.
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Sherrie - With Special Meaning by Herbert Nehrlich
Fifty cows grazing on the green grass,
when a young one, a Polled Herford lass
tried to let out a burp,
it was more of a slurp.
Said the others 'you burp like an ass'.
Now, they knew that a donkey will chew
'til the grass turns to porridge, then pooh.
And an ass neither slurps
and an ass never burps.
It is cows without manners that do.
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