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poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 61
Other Knee by Herbert Nehrlich
There once was a maître d'
who had hurt during prayer his knee.
When no doctor could cure it
he was forced to endure it.
Now he's using the other knee.
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The Irish Lad by Jim Milks
There was an young Irish lad
Who was often quite bad
He took out this young lass
And meant to stick it in her ass
But he missed, and now he is a dad
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Marriage Went Bust by Herbert Nehrlich
Long ago when I lived in Badena
I was married to Wilhelmina.
But the marriage went bust
no, it didn't lack lust
it is just that I was a Berliner.
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I Just Didn't Dare by Therese Saward
My father, he sat on a chair,
For sitting he has quite a flair.
But the chair it went crack,
He fell flat on his back.
I'd have laughed, but I just didn't dare.
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