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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 220
Hat Trick by Jennifer Lasker White
I once took a trip to Sedona--
that's a town in northwest Arizona.
I purchased a hat
from a blind acrobat,
but the hat had a savage persona.
I decided to make it my friend;
we enjoy playing games of pretend.
If you ever are blue
and have nothing to do;
buy a hat, is what I recommend.
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Rising From The Depths by Gershon Hepner
Seeing tragic and dramatic ends
of other people’s lives reminds survivors
that they may rise from depths like deep-sea divers
and live, though they may suffer from the bends.
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Full Of Awe by Joseph Enright
There was a young man from Warsaw
Who viewed life full of awe
His wife was a harpie,
One day she got narkie
And cut off his head with a saw.,
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Mischief by Shadigo Claws
There once was a rascal named Nick
Who pushed his cous* into the crick**.
Now he’s thinking he better
Get his cousin no wetter,
Cos here comes his Pa with a stick.
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