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A selection of random funny
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collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 185
Attacking The Man by Herbert Nehrlich
He will find him to be rather brash
spouting comments of crap in a flash
and attacking the man
though a flash in a pan
will be asked soon to take a dash.
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Marriage Went Bust by Herbert Nehrlich
Long ago when I lived in Badena
I was married to Wilhelmina.
But the marriage went bust
no, it didn't lack lust
it is just that I was a Berliner.
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Old Lady of Chertsey by Edward Lear
There was an Old Lady of Chertsey,
Who made a remarkable curtsey;
She twirled round and round,
Till she sunk underground,
Which distressed all the people of Chertsey.
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Old Man with a nose by Edward Lear
There was an Old Man with a nose,
Who said, 'If you choose to suppose,
That my nose is too long,
You are certainly wrong!'
That remarkable Man with a nose.
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