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A selection of random funny
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poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 31
Old Person of Ischia by Edward Lear
There was an Old Person of Ischia,
Whose conduct grew friskier and friskier;
He dance hornpipes and jigs,
And ate thousands of figs,
That lively Old Person of Ischia.
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Quite Merry by Herbert Nehrlich
On the Vancouver Nainaimo Ferry
lounged in deck chairs Lamont and Sherrie.
It was late and the hour
for their afternoon shower
had arrived and they both were quite merry.
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Bursting With Poo by Herbert Nehrlich
When a farmer named Alois Rink
who'd been hovering right on the brink,
had not gone to the loo
and was bursting with poo,
it fell out of him, boy did it stink
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Ginkgo Biloba by Herbert Nehrlich
The Indians of Manitoba
grew acres of Ginkgo Biloba.
but the squaws had a taste
made it into a paste
it was used to make warriors sober.
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