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Idiocracy by Ray Lucero
Believed they lived in a Democracy
With a fine prince at the helm
In truth, they lived in an “Idiocracy”
Where the king's fool ruled the realm
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The Bridge of Lodi by Thomas Hardy
When of tender mind and body
I was moved by minstrelsy,
And that strain 'The Bridge of Lodi'
Brought a strange delight to me.
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Napoleon by Joel Lliff
Napoleon said something coarse,
As the battle turned for the worse; .
Men fled from battle,
Like herded cattle,
But the pig sat still on his horse.
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Two Pairs Of Tongs by Jane Delahunty
There once lived a man called John,
Who didn't really feel he belonged.
For his feet were spoons,
Nails replaced his pubes,
And his nipples were two pairs of tongs.
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