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Aygill Force by Richard Miles
Beyond the rocky staircase, where tripping streamlets drop
And slipping, slithering landslides fall from heathery hillsides steep,
Under a leafy shelter, where rough limestone rocks outcrop
Down in the hidden hollow, cut by wrathful waters deep,
Of Duerley Beck’s deep chasm, above small, sleepy Gayle,
In Wensleydale’s wild wilderness above the heights of Hawes.
Shine shimmering, silver curtains, deep dwelling in the dale,
The watery white-lace apron of ancient Aygill force
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Old Man of Thermopyle by Edward Lear
There was an old man of Thermopylæ,
Who never did anything properly;
But they said, 'If you choose, To boil eggs in your shoes,
You shall never remain in Thermopylæ.'
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Appearing In Tricks by Paul H Tubb
A magicians assistant called Sue
Said, “This is not what I want to do.
I just don’t get my kicks
By appearing in tricks
And I don’t like being sawn into two.”
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She Shouted 'No More' by Herbert Nehrlich
On the days that she wore a blond wig
she permitted herself just one cig.
Soon both dropped to the floor
and she shouted 'no more',
neither wig nor the cig were too big.
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