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poets - enjoy! funny Limerick Collection - 29
An Old Man From The Cape by Shadigo Claws
There was an old man from the Cape,
Who made himself garments of crepe.
When asked if they tear
he replied, 'Here and there,
But they keep such a beautiful shape! '
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Risqué by Herbert Nehrlich
I see myself in the Jacuzzi
but not with your average floozie.
As I like some pizzaz
I may yet ask Mahnaz
they say beggars are usually choosy.
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How I Hate Helplines by Richard Miles
I think I am showing restraint
With the helpline I told my complaint,
For they view, with compunction,
Every software malfunction
As pieces of cake, which they ain’t.
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Saturday Limerick by Herbert Nehrlich
There once was a man with no soul
in his life he saw only one goal.
He would stomp, screw and pound
others into the ground
but he dug himself into a hole.
When he found that he could not succeed
and that people like him could be freed
from their nasty affliction
and in-NATE dereliction
he decided to chuck all his greed.
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