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A selection of random funny
limerick poems from our vast
collection of 100000 poems by famous and less famous
poets - enjoy! Funny Limerick Collection - 247
Balloon Squeak by Sylvia Plath
Brother is making
His balloon squeak like a cat.
Seeming to see
A funny pink world he might eat on the other side of it,
He bites,
Then sits
Back, fat jug
Contemplating a world clear as water.
A red
Shred in his little fist.
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Easter by Stardasia Livngston
There was a rabbit name easter
She loved the name aster
One day she bought a bunny
Who loved to be funny
And named him decreaser
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The Strange Haiku by Sarah Elder
Ha ha ha ha ha
Here's a funny limerick
I just made it up
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Couch Potentato by Gideon Werds
A beautiful girl; Anastasia
Was sworn to give any man pleasia
She lay 'em down on her couch
I was there. I can vouch.
She'd psychoanalyze them at their laysure.
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